Saturday Morning Cartoons – G.I.Joe: Hearts and Cannons

Gear up and head to the couch, as it’s time for another dose of Saturday Morning Cartoons!

This week, we’re checking out G.I.Joe: Hearts and Cannons –

Hearts and Cannons | G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero | S01 | E44 | Full Episode

When Dusty and Footloose jump with their Mauler tank from a damaged Joe cargo plane, they find themselves in the middle of the desert. They also find themselves in the middle of a tank-on-tank battle with Cobra’s latest weapon: The Plasma Cannon!

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As we revisit the Sunbow era of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero here on the ‘Port, “Hearts and Cannons” is one of those sleeper gems that deserves a little more love—especially if you’re like me and are a fan of the team’s more “down-to-earth” members.

Here’s a breakdown of the episode – Things kicks off with Lady Jaye crossing paths with a well-meaning scientist and his cutting-edge plasma cannon, but it’s Dusty and Footloose who quietly anchor the story. These two grunts bring the heart and humor that balance out the episode’s mix of romance and heavy firepower. Dusty, ever the practical desert trooper, keeps things grounded, while Footloose’s laid-back, surfer-philosopher vibe adds some levity to the chaos.

When Cobra swoops in to steal the scientist’s invention, Dusty and Footloose step up in classic Joe fashion—resourceful, brave, and just scrappy enough to pull it off. They may not have the flashiest gear or the biggest lines, but their teamwork and grit make this episode shine. It’s a reminder that beneath all the lasers and explosions, G.I. Joe has always been about the human side of heroism—and sometimes, it’s the everyday Joes who make the biggest impact.

As always, friends, I thank you for enjoying a cartoon session with me and my boys! We hope to see you here next week for more!